
Alan Cumming @ New York's Eastern Bloc
BOOTY 4 OBAMA | “Who’d make a better lover: Obama or Biden?” That was the question on our minds at Alan Cumming’s “last stitch” Obama fundraiser last Thursday night at Eastern Bloc. The SFW interview with Mr. Cumming is now live at NYPress.com. But, for you ravenous homos out there, here’s the NSFW version. Gon: “I like John McCain.” DJ Bob Reyes: “I’d rather do it with Joe Biden because he’d be down for a scewnicorn… it’s when you put a strap on your forehead and fuck me, well particularly Joe Biden fucking me.” Guy Next to Richard: “Obama. Obviously because he’s quite attractive. He’s got a good head on his shoulders… I feel like we could have a really healthy boundary-oriented relationship. Like, he’s not, like, going to want to move into my house on the second date.” Richard: “Obama is a liar. And I don’t fuck liars.” Well, that’s what she said.
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