Cole Escola suggests keeping your mouth closed.
FOOT IN MOUTH DISEASE — It’s party season in New York. And you can literally feel the energy in the air. Fire Island is flaming, sidewalk cafes are brimming, rooftop parties are overflowing — and everybody is hooking up left and right. So here’s some advice for all of my young, drunken homos. Unless, the person you’re addressing is married to you on Facebook or calls himself/herself your BFF in public (!!), don’t ask the following 3 questions in social conversation. It’s just rude. Wait until you’re sitting one on one. And even then, bite your tongue grrl — take if from someone whose foot is permanently lodged in his mouth. Antonio Cerna and Blair Bryant discuss.
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