WHEN BOBBY MET KYLIE - so i walked by starbucks on varick and spring and noticed a familiar face in the window sill. i went in to get coffee because she was there with her boyfriend Andres Velencoso. I worked up my nerve and said… “i hate to interrupt you guys but is it ok if i annoy u with a picture, KYLIE?”
she said yes id have to punch you in the face, jokingly, then said “of course, come here.” i’m still shaking. i said honestly i cannot believe i’m not going crazy cuz i’m a megafan. youre my michael jackson. she laughed and then i told her i just got a depeche mode lyric tattooed on me THIS VERY weekend in her body language font. she was genuinely flattered and said “come on, take off the duffel!” so i showed it to her, she was like how did the guy get the font and i corrected her that my tattooist is a “gal” and that we took it from the bodylanguage live dvd. we took a picture and her assistant said it was coming out dark. kylie said let’s go to the sunlight!
and we took another and she asked my name. i said “bob,” and she said “thank you so much bob.” i said i’m sorry to bother u kylie and she said, “please you are entertaining ME.”
and she said quote of the day. I said what was? she said “you’re my michael jackson. im going to be remembering that all day.”
then she asked, “did we come out beautiful?” i said, you did of course (i’m in gross mode today of all days) and then she pointed to her face and said please have you looked at me today. i said, “yes, but you’re KYLIE.”
