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File this website under Tumblr of the Week. Bears I’m Jealous Of compiles pages upon pages of brawny, hairy men from various sources to create a fun amalgam of beards, butts, and balls. Be warned many of the images are NSFW. Otherwise, enjoy. Thank you Andrea for bringing this to our attention.
We here at hN GAG!! when fun-boys appropriate styles and paint them up in neon nail polish. Case in point, these Five Star Niggaz, jacking beats and spouting raunchy pillow-talk lyrics with more swag than a stiletto pump. Mark our words, hip hop has never seen a better laid yaki weave track, nor heard four banjee boys flip a track so cunty. Diddy, your next “Making the Band” reality stars have taken the stage. High priced nigga wantin’ high priced shit/ Gucci, Armani, and that upscale D*CK.
Just in time for V-Day, Russian poet Vera Pavlova and her husband and translator Steven Seymour have put together free e-card from Knopf, featuring poems from Pavlova’s new book, “If There is Something to Desire.”
The allure of guyswithiphones is mostly lost on us—though, full disclosure, we’ve been known to login from time to time for a few laughs. Sure, we like naked dudes as much as the next XTube-loving homo, and sure we enjoy the “community” aspect of GWIP and sites like LifeOut.com [NSFW] or DudesNude.com [NSFW], still we’ve been holding back on any comment for months now. GWIP has become a right of passage for many sublebrities and porn wannabes who want a little publicity boost. We’ve even seen a few “straight” dudes on the site that caters heavily to the overexposure seeking masses of MSG’s. Still, we have a feeling that in 10 years, many of these dudes will be clamoring to have their pics removed—and that’s when the lawsuits will begin.
There are no words. Close your office door, move your screen, turn off the firewall—do whatever it takes to watch this video right now. It’s 100% NSFW, but worth it. You can thank us later. Is it bad that we find these guys kinda hot?
Perhaps the best website we’ve seen all week, unhappyhipsters.com tracks the listlessness and dissatisfaction of modernity as everyday design aficionados ponder the ennui of Eames chairs, eco construction, and custom flooring. Oh the burden of it all—the agnst and anxiety of middle class, postmodern ornamentation. Sigh. The title may be a bit misleading however. For some reason, when we heard the name “unhappy hipsters,” we imagined more of a Look at this F*ucking Hipster aesthetic—like Emo meets Urban Outfitters …or a Sofia Coppola movie maybe. Perhaps unhappyhipsters.com should re-dub itself? May we suggest architecturewithangst… dot… net.
We’d like to dedicate this post to all the single ‘mo’s out there. Don’t fret. There’s hope for you yet!
If you’ve ever asked yourself, “I wonder what Terry Richardson is doing right now?” — well, now you have an answer. One of the most famous fashion photographers in the world is now blogging on Tumblr — TerrysDiary. As expected, Richardson’s life is absofuckinglutely amazing. See Terry shoot Doutzen. See Terry’s collection of flannels. See Terry’s dog. Terry’s old couch. See Terry with Marc and Lorenzo, Orlando, Rachel, Lindsay, Jared, “Marloes,” Agyness, and Daria. See Terry’s breakfast granola with raspberries. Jealous much? We’ll leave you with a heavy sigh.
Homo-Neurotic online photo-zine favorite, Guapo Magazine, has rolled out a new format and an impressive roster of content just in time for the new year. It drops the first issue of its redesign complete with interviews featuring the talented photographer Mariano Vivanco, up-and-coming designer Asher Levine, and actor Edouard Collin — not to mention the editorials full of chicos guapos. Keep an eye on this site… it’s definitely going places.
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One of my favorite new (well, new to me) websites is streetetiquette.com. Spearheaded by Joshua Kissi and Travis Gumbs, StreetEtiquette.com features the two stylish gentlemens’ “love for HipHop, Hood Art (graffiti) and most of all our love for incorporating different styles of fashion into our urban style.” In this video, the subject describes his definition of style. Look to StreetEtiquette for advice on all men’s essentials from loafers to madras to pocket squares to houndstooth. You can also read their interview with our friends over at Fine&DandyShop. Video/Photo: TONE.
DaddyHunt.com thinks so. We’re more ambivalent about it. Here’s their 2010 promo video called, “Santa’s Got a Boyfriend!” Nifty! Who knew Santa worked out at David Barton Gym? And more importantly, what’s DaddyHunt?
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Now in their second “issue” Cali photog, Christian Del Rosario, approaches the male form ala Americana–see the American flags? Get it? Del Rosario is no Bruce Weber, but we never turn down the chance to gawk at gorgeous half naked dudes. However, abs and pretty faces can only take you so far before the “Adonis” concept becomes boring and repetitive.
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PNSFW | Don’t ask why, but when artist/photog Florentin Tuillier emailed us a link to his fabulous fan video of the Lady Gaga Beyonce duet “Telephone” — we sort of expected a Muppet-style marionette show. Instead, what we got was a delicious, if not visually witty, black and white cardboard-cut-out visual glam slam. Even Madame Perez Hilton had something to say about. Did we mention the interspersed photos of naked dudes? Just watch. You can thank us later. NOTE: This is borderline NSFW.
EVERYBODY DOES IT | I don’t think it is an exaggeration to say that every time Facebook updates its home page it significantly affects my life.
Like all updates and improvements I recognize their intent is to better serve their users and highlighting the statuses and posts of the friends you communicate with most frequently as your primary News Feed, seems to make sense on the surface level. But it also introduces a whole host of other problems. Not only is the sad and surprising realization of whom my Facebook world has been narrowed down to troublesome, as well as the relatively limited flow of information, but also the knowledge that any of my late-night errant updates will now suffer the sober scrutiny of my ‘closest’ friends the following day.
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A few up & coming faces from Group Management for our favorite Spanish destination, Guapo Magazine — including two adorable twins Juan and Ceasar Garcia (below). Filmed and Edited by Domingo Fernandez. Art Direction and Photography by Ignacio Lozano. Happy Friday gentlemen. Enjoy.
Reality TV star, fashion model, and GLBT rights activist, Ronnie Kroell, sat down with I’m From Driftwood’s Nathan Menske about coming out to his mother (or better yet being caught by his mother) in Chicago, having his 78-year-old grandmother defend him, and coming to terms with being gay. Watch the video after the jump and hear more stories at www.ImFromDriftwood.com.
LISTENING | Two guys living in Melbourne, Australia who are into music, art, movies, popular culture and all that stuff. And they like to go on about it. And they like to listen to each other go on about it. Now you can too! Subscribe to it via iTunes! Just search for boysfornoise.
Our friends at the BoysandLipstick gossip blog (a funnier, cuntier version of Perez) hosted a belated launch party over the weekend, so we broke out the duct tape and some cheap, trashy lipstick to recreate their logo. After a few drinks, the lipstick lovers used the duct tape in all sorts of places without regard to the adhesive’s skin-stripping properties. Note to self: nipple hair is most excruciatingly removed with duct tape.
A new “funny video” was recently posted on the Onion’s website, (a satirical news “network” for those of us queens who only read Vogue and Interview). The fake news report showcases a new anti-smoking ad campaign which attempts to convince America’s youth not to light up because “Smoking is gay.”
Personally (and we suggest reading this AFTER watching the video), the concept and execution is hilarious—satire is supposed to be provocative and these videos mix all sorts of funny ideas in America’s psyche at the moment. However I couldn’t help feeling a twinge of discomfort when the spokesman showed a commercial that states “Don’t be a faggot. Don’t Smoke.”
Before copy-pasting the standard “you’re too sensitive, faggy-pants!” into the comment box, it is recommended that folks watch the video first, and then discuss.
But at that point I come to an impasse and must ask myself, what is my relationship to the f-word in this scenario that makes me feel a bit mal à l’aise? I say faggot all the time—here at HN one of our contributors is duly named “faggoting.” (Though, to be fair, “faggoting, or fagoting, is a legit sewing technique.)
I call myself a fag, as well as my friends, their actions, clothing, and sports abilities can all be “faggotty.” The use of this word in a media-type situation is usually fine with me— but I realize, only as long as the user is obviously a queer.
BATTY BLATHERSKITES | End your day at work with a knee-slapper, and check out the pearls of wisdom that drip from the fingertips of Diddy, Lindsay Lohan, and Brooke Hogan.