The homo-neurotics descended upon OUT Magazine’s Power 50 Issue party last night, also promoting the premiere of Grey Gardens on HBO this weekend. What’s gayer than celebrating homos in power and exploiting formerly wealthy women who descend into spinsterdom and poverty, complete with a rotting mansion full of cats? Not a whole hell of a lot. Check out the pics for the most fashionable fags, and the hags who only needed to hear ‘open bar.’ Photography by Homo Neurotic’s Steven Mattson Hayhurst and Shutterbug.
BI-CURIOUS? — Say again? Did The New York Times just report that a new version of West Side Story is being staged partially en Español? Would Rita Moreno approve or scowl in the face of the new Spanish speaking Sharks? Somebody please get her agent on the phone. Stat. 
LIFT EVERY VOICE — Sunday nights have been mostly black at LA’s most popular gay bar, The Abbey, but now its owner is hoping to drive out the black crowd by introducing… karaoke — the Kryptonite of black people everywhere. My friend Olivia once told me that black people don’t like Mayonnaise, but she forgot to add drunk, white guys belting out show tunes to her list. My boy Paul over at 
FUGLY DUCKLING – Tila Tefuckingquila may claim to be family (she’s bi). But we don’t want her. Last week Tila committed what Steve refers to as a post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy when she chatted with 
It’s a shame that my private jet is in the shop. Or else I’d hop over to London next week to catch Deborah Voigt ’s performance of Strauss’s “Ariadne auf Naxos” at Covent Garden. Voigt made international headlines back in 2004 after she was fired from her Covent Garden contract because of her dress size — specifically her little-black-dress-size. Oh, what miracles surgery can conjure up. And how sweet revenge must taste for Voigt. Now she’s back and down to a size 14 (from a size 30!!!). Her publicists put this video together, and I’ve always been a sucker for blatant self-promotion. 
I’m not sure if my pal, artist