
It might just be some sort of gay-sacrilege to say this, but I have to put it out there: I. Hate. “Glee.”
Yeah, that’s right. I said it.
Despite the fact that I know I’ll be thrown over the coals for even suggesting that “Glee” may have faults I’m going to soldier on and start off by outlining the show’s most egregious failures. Now, let it be known that it isn’t so much the fact that I’ve always come to dislike most forms of musical theater and a capella that really keeps me from enjoying the show. In fact, the musical numbers, I think, are really well done, and the cast is clearly talented vocally. It’s just that there are just so many aspects to it outside of the music that really just make me want to take a couple of cigarettes and put them out on my eyeballs–a little dramatic, I know, but the subject matter at hand calls for some drama. Take, for example, the fact that nearly every woman on this show is a complete basket-case. You’ve got the guidance counselor with severe OCD, the housewife who faked a pregnancy, the over-achieving musical theater-geek who got a teacher fired by lying about a sex scandal, and the list goes on. The men, though–be them not wheelchair-bound or a gay–get off scott-free (ie. the football star-turned-singer/savior and the teacher/vocal coach with the heart of gold).
Has anyone else not noticed this?
Let’s not forget that the writing on this show is pretty much bottom of the barrel–using out-dated racial and gay stereotypes that don’t really have a place on network television anymore. While watching every episode in preparation for writing my diatribe I couldn’t shake the feeling that even though this show is clearly targeted to a niche audience of on-the-coast gays and the women who love to sing showtunes with them, that all of the “I’m Beyonce! I ain’t no Kelly Rowland” and “Don’t ruin my new Marc Jacobs Sweater!” lines are a bit much. In fact, halfway through episode 2 (full disclosure: I only made it up to episode 4 before I had to completely abandon the show altogether) all I could get myself to write down in my notes was “too much camp!” over and over again. And don’t even get me started on the use of an oh-so-cliched storyline of the athlete who is really a sensitive singer that “High School Musical” did so much better years earlier and with a much hotter lead in Zac Efron.
Yet, despite all this, “Glee” is becoming a hit. Even my best friends tell me that I may as well leave the planet if I have a problem with the show–and let me tell you, it really puts a damper on my Tuesday nights because I’m now completely un-welcome at the TV party on Wednesdays because I also am not the biggest fan of “So You Think You Can Dance” (I’m just more of an “American Idol” person I suppose). But who knows? Maybe I’m just at the shallow-end of the curve. After all, it took me years to discover the magic of Twilight. And maybe I will totally alienate everyone I know who seems to have fallen head over hells for “Glee”for because I’ve written this, but I figured someone had to point out the show’s many faults and that person may as well be me. Now, because I’m not completely heartless, I’ll throw a bone to all my would-be detractors and tell them that there was one line I heard during my marathon run of Glee episodes that really spoke to me: “I can’t keep wasting my time with Glee. It hurts too much.”
Truer words were never spoken.
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All of those observations are accurate but the show is still incredibly funny. At the end of the day it’s a network television show about a high school singing club, I wouldn’t dive in head first if you know what I mean.
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Maybe it’s more the fact that they are building the complexities of the guys slowly with hints about the hot mohawked punk coming from a bad family but wanting the respect of the good two shoes cheerleader he bagged nonetheless, the struggles Finn is having with having a future and being a father, the teacher trying to relive his glory years when he wakes up in his suburban nightmare with a ridiculous wife he’s too good to walk away from when he assumes she’s carrying his child, and you completely overlooked that Jane Lynch delivers each line with such aplomb she should win an Emmy immediately. I think your observations are accurate, as well as faggoting suggesting you try not to take it too seriously. If you want to talk about whitewashing and gay stereotypes being completely ignored in Disney’s HSM then let’s talk, but Glee is a show that no doubt will be viewed quite favorably in the annuls of television history.
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Nah, I agree with Adrian for the most part. The writers know their audience and they know what they have to do to get their WHITE, MALE, MIDDLE AMERICAN viewership for a show that would otherwise almost immediately deflect them.
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I disliked this show from the moment in the first episode when the older teacher was just overpowered with lust and could not resist gently brushing his hand on the young student’s stomach while he sang. I’m not going to watch any show that stereotypes gay teachers as sexual predators.
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@mike agreed. boo!
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I love how people love to dog on white men from middle america. Like that’s any better than them not liking us. Bitching about stereotypes while stereotyping an entire population of the United States. Hey kettle this is pot…
But you had me before you said high school musical was better.
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Excuse me, HETEROSEXUAL, WHITE, MALE, MIDDLE AMERICANS
You think networks don’t want their viewership oor their ratings? You really a think a high school television show about the singing club would really hook them without some finessing? At least, it’s why I explain all the banal stereotypes that Adrian pointed out. Have to make things comfortable for the good ole boys.
p.s. not to get into it but white privilege and male privilege is a very real thing, and clearly we see how that pans out for mainstream television. I’d love not to stereotype this overwhelming influential demographic of our country but recognizing this is not bitching.
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I understand about Glee, but there is something about it, that week after week I look forward to it and it seems to make my soul feel lighter. I think we can let some of the bad writing go and watch it for the glee numbers.
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I find it interesting that the posts above are filled with more drama the the show being dissed. …like it really matters. This is a show that obviously targets 13 to 18 year old little girls. If this were War and Peace, I’d get it. Gone With The Wind…get it. But Glee? You’ve paid such close attention and spent so much energy on GLEE?
With that said, So, how do we all feel about “That’s So Raven”?
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oh, trust me. i have plenty to say about That’s So Raven if you really want me to get into it.
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wesley, i see a lot of what you’re getting at but i do still thoroughly enjoy this show. i think it’s campy enough to maybe be using those stereotypes as commentary… like hyper-stereotypes that scream “we’re stereotypes and we’re here to show you how fucked up stereotyping is!”. it’s a mainstream, entertainment monster but i’d like to think there’s a little bit of smart camp in there. i might be being too optimistic.
also, let’s not forget that the show’s main writer and producer is Ryan Murphy. he’s white and a cisman (yes) but openly gay ya’ll. certainly not just a “good ole boy”. so for all my fellow homos: he’s laughing with us, not at us.
as far as his portrayal of women in the show… i do agree that the men seem to have it ezee pleezee so far. as a feminist, i think it totally sucks. even jane lynch’s character though “strong” is easily put into the stereotype of “bitch”. unfortunately, this is nothing new especially in pop culture and in history. check out the book “Bitches, Bimbos and Ballbreakers” by the Guerrilla Girls – it’s a comprehensive guide to female stereotypes, super smart. the fact that it’s difficult to find strong female roles without making them into villains, hysterical witches or girls next door is frustrating and important to address in our culture.
this may be a generalization, but it’s often female bodied and/or female identified individuals who are able to represent women in more nuanced ways. so speaking of stereotypes, lets fight fire with fire…my best friend kathleen once explained why a well fitted pair of women’s jeans is so difficult to find: “the fashion industry is ruled by gay men. what the fuck does a gay man know or care about the shape of a woman’s body?” (loosely quoted). so i dunno… Ryan Murphy i’ve seen your home-sweet-homo fabulousness via Glee, it’s clear to me that you love homos and men…now show some home grrls you can be a feminist too.
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after a night of gleeful dreaming, i’d like to add:
if the show is in fact campy enough to be using hyper-stereotypes as devises for social/cultural criticism – the thematic problem is that not all characters have been given an over-the-top stereotype. ie: the dudes! namely mr. schuster and finn. these characters seem to be far more nuanced that any of the others- defying what might be considered their dudely stereotypes.
if in fact ALL of the characters were made into caricatures of caricatures or these hyper-stereotypes that comment on themselves, then i could even forgive and get on board with where the depiction of women is going. their “crazy” is soooo out of the ball park it’s ridiculous. i’m particularly thinking about all of this pregnancy insanity between Quinn and Terri Schuster.
Take these two hysterical (in the ‘that bitch-is-crazy’ sense) female characters – their hysteria creates a sense of irony.
Historically, “hysteria” as a “medical condition” has been attributed as a “strictly female condition”. (i am speaking historically here, but with the utmost sarcasm and knowing that history is fucked up). Hippocrates was the first to identify hysteria as a “disorder”. He claimed that mostly Women suffered from hysteria and thought it’s cause was (DA DUN NA NUH!) a “Displaced Uterus”. In fact, the word hysteria comes from hystera, the Greek word for uterus.
Sooo, why does this matter in the context of Glee?
with Glee’s plot of Quinn and Terri doin some serious “crazy bitch schemin” ie: who’s the baby daddy of the head of the chastity club? and terri’s faux pregnancy and baby swap… i’m gonna say it… this shit is way over the top camp ya’ll. and what good over the top camp does (i think) is be self-reflexive.
could the writers of glee be privy to the hysterical history of hysteria? (pun intended).
could it be hyper-stereotyping as social commentary?this is my (albeit lofty and perhaps far fetched) hope.
and i CERTAINLY have my doubts. especially when comparatively Mr Schuster and Finn fall way short of their dudely hyper-stereotypes.
so is the answer for this kitchy/campy show to create more “believable” “nuanced” characters? or can political incorrectness be ‘corrected’ by applying over-the-top caricatures to ALL characters? ie: Mr Schuster and Finn need a camp caricature hyper-stereotype makeover to make this a ‘level’ playing field.
i will say that my plea for a strong female lead (if we’re going the more nuanced route) is quite possibly Rachel. Her stereotype: two gay dads = super femme, strong willed, competitive daughter. (amazing by the way) BUT although she can be cut-throat, she is not cold. she’s gradually proving herself to be a female lead who knows what she wants, and gets it via honesty/integrity. she likes a competition, but only a fair competition. and she can be kind too. definitely not falling smoothly into the cold hearted bitch stereotype or the girl next door either. and remember in the second episode how she advocated for sex positive ideology. she’s good (and she knows it) but not goody goody.
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You made it to episode 4. I made it to where you claimed High School Musical is better than Glee…..
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QUOTE: Faggoting: “p.s. not to get into it but white privilege and male privilege is a very real thing, and clearly we see how that pans out for mainstream television.”
… don’t forget heterosexual privilege.
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OMG. I thought I was the only one with enough sense NOT to like Glee!!! My friend goes on and on about the damn show but I personally don’t see the appeal. The final episode of the first season is on tv now, but tbh its not that great. It reminds me of High School Musical, only a tv show version targeted towards teens and young adults geared towards both genders.
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Agree, the show is the bottom of the barrel. GLADD falls over this crap which uses every hoary gay stereotype and storyline imaginable when defining these high school misfits. The biggest fans are gay teenagers and the women who love them. Some of the music is fun to watch but the show is mostly unbearable.


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