Radcliffe’s Photoshoped, uncut (UPDATE!!) dong is coming to Broadway next month

Photograph: Chris Young/AFP

(UPDATE!!) Apparently Radcliffe is a Jew (though non practising), which means he’d most likely be cut. Photos are fakes? Probably. But we’ll have to go see him in person to find out.

Daniel Radcliffe’s performance in Equus? ”Why am I fascinated by a naked 17-year-old boy and his psycho-sexual relationship with a horse?” “What is the meaning of life?” These are questions best left unanswered.  Next month Harry Potter comes to Broadway in one of the most controversial stage roles ever. The costume budget for Equus must’ve been drastically cut, because Radcliffe appearsshirtless for most of the performance (the pantless part comes later). I can’t post pictures of Radcliffe’s full on naked physique groping a white stallion because those images are blocked by the company I work for. But when you get home Google: “Daniel Radcliffe” Equus naked. You’ll thank me.

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  1. shutterbug’s avatar

    I do believe there was some uncertainty regarding the authenticity of those full-frontal photos. Word on the street was that they were photoshop manipulations of the promotional material, executed by some voracious (and computer savvy) Radcliffe fan.

  2. homoneurotic’s avatar

    D’oh! I read that rumor too, but I want to believe that it’s his real dong we’re seeing. Not that size matters…

    really…

    I’m serious…

  3. D. Kareem’s avatar

    GAH! I had pulled my laptop out and had found an outside wireless network to conduct the aforementioned google search, and just then a VP walked by and asked for a favor! BLAST!

  4. --’s avatar

    ive seen it…the real one (although it was blury) i believe it is the real deal…

  5. homoneurotic’s avatar

    @–: nice! i’m jealous.