I always joke about being on a “low food” diet. The Onion goes further. With beach season in full swing, you can’t let yourself go. Who knew a box of Kleenex has half the caloric intake of a wash cloth? Time to sew our mouths shut again.
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I eat light. Low-energy bulbs provide the tastiest joules per millisecond
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I can’t even imagine eating household items. But frankly, everywhere we go, we’re told that what we eat is killing us. We may as well eat telephones and baseballs.
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Where did they find that actress?! Omg
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Have you seen the subway ads for Slim Shots???
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