The Onion Reports:
LA Gay Pride Parade set gays back 50 years

God. How I love The Onion. And how I love when satire nails it right in the ass:

Among the parade sights and sounds that did inestimable harm to the gay-rights cause: a group of obese women in leather biker outfits passing out clitoris-shaped lollipops to horrified onlookers; a man in military uniform leading a submissive masochist, clad in diapers and a baby bonnet, around on a dog leash; several Hispanic dancers in rainbow wigs and miniskirts performing “humping” motions on a mannequin dressed as the Pope; and a dozen gyrating drag queens in see-through dresses holding penis-shaped beer bottles that appeared to spurt ejaculation-like foam when shaken and poured onto passersby

• Gay-Pride Parade Sets Mainstream Acceptance Of Gays Back 50 Years [The Onion]

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