In that case “gesticulate” all you want baby

Amidst all the junk parading as men’s entertainment these days, Esquire has consistently served up the smartest, wittiest, handsomest, most informative fare. Plus they publish brilliant writing such as this:

Anyone who’s ever been to a wine tasting knows two things: What it feels like to have a penis inside them, and that the rituals and gesticulations that go into sampling fine wines is just as ridiculous as you always thought it was.

• Daniel Murphy, Five Reasons This Absolut Vodka Commercial is Funny {Esquire}

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